Did you have a brain tumour for breakfast?
2010-02-07 @ 18:24:35
Kulturtips: Heathers! En väldigt sjuk och bra film!
Heather Chandler: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
Pauline Fleming: Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make.
Veronica Sawyer: She's my best friend. God, I hate her.
Veronica Sawyer: Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count.
J.D.: Seven schools in seven states and the only thing different is my locker combination.
J.D.: Your society nods its head at any horror the American teenager can think to bring upon itself.
Veronica Sawyer: If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host.
J.D.: Yeah, but this is Ohio. I mean, if you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.
Officer Milner: [arriving on crime scene] So, what's the deal?
Kurt's Dad: My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son. J.D.: Wonder how he'd react if his son had a limp wrist with a pulse.
Heather Chandler: Grow up Heather, bulimia's so '87.
J.D.: Chaos was what killed the dinosaurs, darling.
J.D.: People will look at the ashes of Westerburg and say, "Now there's a school that self-destructed, not because society didn't care, but because the school was society." Now that's deep.
Heather Duke: Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?
Heather McNamara: Suicide is a private thing.
Veronica Sawyer: You're throwing your life away to become a statistic on U. S. fucking A. Today; that's about the least private thing I can think of.
Veronica Sawyer: This may seem like a really stupid question...
J.D.: There *are* no stupid questions.
Veronica Sawyer: You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?
J.D.: That's the stupidest question I've ever heard.
J.D.: Our love is God, let's go get a Slushie.
I got you into a remington party and what's my thanks? it's on a hallway carpet. I got paid in puke!
- Lick it up baby. Lick it up.
'No, but it seems to have an open policy on ASSHOLES'
"You know, I have a little prepared speech for when my suitor wants a little more than I am prepared to give: gee blank, I had a really nice time but-"
"Save the speeches for malcolm x. i just wanna get laid..."
Yay! Quotegore!
tack Thomas Moronic