Bea Gustavsson

I can’t imagine how awful that must feel. Being normal? Ugh!

Jag kanske inte håller med om allt men det var ändå roligt att läsa (det är inte jag som har skrivit det så skyll inte på mig för alla stavfel ;D):

Reasons why girls are the best:
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
3. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
4. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
5. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
6. Taxis stop for us.
7. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
8. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
9. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
10. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
11. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
12. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
13. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
14. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
15. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
16. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
17. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
18. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
19. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
20. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
21. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.