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2010-10-29 @ 22:56:50
OPTIMUS: Mom, I broke my arm.BELLA: Don't cry, my love. Crying will make Jacob sad. You should never make a boy feel sad.OPTIMUS: But it hurts. The bone is sticking out.BELLA: A sad boyfriend will dump you. You must remain silent. Never show your true feelings.OPTIMUS: My kindergarten teacher says it's odd that I have a boyfriend. The police asked me all sorts of questions. I think Jacob's in trouble.BELLA: But your love is 100% love. You cannot argue against 100% love. Once the courts realize that, I'm sure they will let Jacob go free.OTPIMUS: Yay!BELLA: Now come here and let me tell you all about the time I let thousands of people die because me and your dad are lazy.